Monday, November 21, 2005

finger gash (warning: gross)

Originally uploaded by mattbucher.
I got this new super-sharp vegetable peeler with razorlike teeth and after about ten seconds of use, I promptly cut off a huge chunk of my left index finger. I couldn't get it to stop bleeding (a spouting geyser) so I had to go to the emergency room and have them apply this white goo (liquid stitches). The pain was so intense I nearly passed out, although they did give me a vicodin prescription. I'm having trouble typing today.


hillary said...

I would call that warning a little late.

Eep. Now my legs feel a little weak.

Anonymous said...

You fuckin' pill-popper. jk Heal well, honky.